January 2011
30 posts
20 ways to survive in a horror movie →
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There are six words...
In movies:l
mycompromise:
When humans die:
When animals die:
When Dobby dies:
When it seems as though a bunch of plastic toys are going to die:
December 2010
69 posts
Fight like a girl.
